Office: Daughter Or Not?

In the busy afternoon in the office, we had a customer booking for a tour to Bangkok with us and make us laugh rolling on the ground. They buy issuance and we are asking them whether to put beneficiary name.

Here our conversation:

A - US      B - CUSTOMER

A: Do you need to specify a beneficiary in case of anything happen? 

B: If dint put how to claim? 

A: The insurance company will give to your direct family. 

B: Direct family means relative? I don't want to give to relative oohhh!! 

A: No no, direct family means your parents or your wife/husband or daughter/son. 

B: Ohh ok... I only got a daughter but she is married is she still my daughter?

Few seconds of silent in the office and we laugh!

A: Is she your real daughter? 

B: Of course! 

A: So she is still your daughter lohh.... Why do you think she is not? 

B: Course she is married and daughter is a bucket of water splashed out bahh....

We all laugh AGAIN!! I wander...... where he get this theory? We just cant get it. Seems like he is talking alien's theory, maybe?

So, what do you guys think about his theory?

Office: Joke

A joke from a customer in a busy afternoon in the office...


Today, a customer call to book a ticket with me.  Here is our conversation:

He: Hi, I want to book a ticket.
Me: Where are you going sir?
He: Tomorrow Kuching to Sibu 0710 one way only.
Me: Ok, your name sir?
He: Melvin Aedy

Then in my mine Aedy (the correct spelling) should spell like this: Eddie.  Then he continue:

He: AYAM EMAK DADDY YA!

Me: ...............................

I am in a total silence!  GOSH! What is he talking about?  I laugh!  He laugh back too and repeat the same thing over and over again and I still remain silence!  Did he just talk alien language?

Me: Can you just spell in ABC?  I dont really understand.
He: A - E - D - Y,  Aedy!

This time I understand!  phew*

GotCha

This morning in the office around 11am.............

Then suddenly, 

I answer the phone without looking who is the caller....

Me : Hello, xx Sdn Bhd.

YY : Hello, may I speak to Alvina?

Me : Ya, speaking.

YY : I am calling from RHB Bank about your credit.  You owe the bank RM5000.

Me : What? RM5000?!

YY : Yes!  

Me : The question is I dont have any RHB account how can I owe you?

YY : Sorry Miss is RM500 only.

Me : Rm500? But I dont have any accout for RHB!

I am nervous and keep thinking of any possible answer.  I dont use credit card, I dont own an accout with RHB Bank, my boyfriend does not have too!  I really cant think of any perfect answer for that! Gosh!

YY : You try to ask your parents.

Me : Even my parents does not have RHB Bank accout!

YY : You just try to ask first lah...

Me : Can I know who is speaking?

YY : I am Nxxxx from XX sdn bhd!

Guess who is this?

Is my colleague!!

"Gotcha!  I cant believe that you trust me so much!"  She laugh!

She is copying JJ and Ean from Hitz FM?  Phew, luckily is just a joke!

I am totally SPEECHLESS!!!

This is what happen when you are too serious and focus on your job!